Chapter 1- The Rage of George
Chapter 2- Rattling of Sabres
Chapter 3- Entreaties Rejected
Chapter 4- Osama Speaks
Chapter 5- The Underworld
Chapter 6- Fatherly Advice
Chapter 7- The Gods of War
Chapter 8- Juggernaut
Chapter 9- The Prisoners
Chapter 10- Interrogation
Chapter 11- George Dreams
Chapter 12- In the Clouds
Chapter 13- Déjeuner
Chapter 14- Secret Agent
Chapter 15- The Tyrant Flees
Chapter 16- Out of Order
Chapter 17- George Descends
Chapter 18- Master Kim
Chapter 19- Uncurious George
Chapter 20- Asana
Chapter 21- Doing the Patriot Act
Chapter 22- Immaculate Reception
Chapter 23- The Little Prince
Chapter 24- Mission Accomplished
Comments and Email?
From ground to satellite then back to ground
A phone call’s intercepted by the CIA.
The voice on the line sounds familiar,
Soft spoken, slow-paced and precise.
The voice is matched to voice print files
The results confirmed in seconds: Bin Laden!
The conversation sounds one-sided,
Voice at the other end tough to hear.
Bin Laden speaks, then static,
Then more words from Osama.
His conversation sounds upbeat.
It’s recorded for translation.
Osama’s still well hidden
Moving from cave to cave in Pakistan.
But his connection is so clear it's hard to fathom
That he might be so isolated, so cut off. It’s as though
He were next door or ‘round the corner, though
No one thinks he’s moved to Langley, Virginia.
Not that Observant Osama has bad connections,
His family ties to the U.S. are long-standing.
Construction business billionaires, with
With ties to major U.S. corporations like
Bechtel or Cheney’s Halliburton
The Bin Ladens build the Arab nations.
Shocked by the events of 9-11, the Saudis
Evacuated the Bin Ladens from America
With help from the State Department.
While the Twin Towers were still burning
The Bin Laden family left, no questions
No detention, no delay, just gone.
Before Bin Laden’s said fifty words
Translators are transcribing.
Though they missed the call’s beginning,
They can eavesdrop in the middle.
Once translated Osama’s comments
will move up to those in charge.
“He’s acted like we knew he would,” says Osama,
“So predictable, it’s almost funny. I told you
After Kabul Baghdad would be next!
Allah works in many ways; now he uses Bush,
We’ve achieved one of our major goals:
Saddam will be replaced with Sharia!”
“Al haim d’Allah, God is Great! On to Saudi
The Bushiad and The Idyossey - Copyright 2004 by Victor Littlebear - All rights reserved